r-l-bmut asked:

Hey, was that last ask looking for this maybe?

official-boob-posts:

i have never seen this image but the consensus in that ask seems to be so

3y3:

Pale swordsman, Joonas Ryynänen

(Source: instagram.com, via puyoed)

useful-boy:

tyrantisterror:

For years I’ve heard that those booby mousepads are actually really good for a person with carpal tunnel syndrome but didn’t decide to test that knowledge because I don’t want to buy a booby mousepad that would make me some sort of sex pervert, I was raised Catholic I’m a good boy not a sex pervert. But earlier this year I bought a Gigan body pillow as a joke only to find out body pillows are actually really comfortable sleep aids, so… so I bought one… I bought a booby mousepad.

…and my wrist feels so much better when I’m using it.

How many other comforts and aids have I forsaken because they’re embarrassingly horny? How many discomforts have I endured purely out of a societal shame about expressing anything sexual? This world is fucked man.

*Vigorously taking notes*

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nilkadnaquada:

disgustinggf:

don’t let my tits distract u from the fact that i’m not ok in the head

don’t let the fact that i’m not ok in the head distract u from my tits

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hauntedcandlesh0p:

reallyreallyreallytrying:

just opened threads. it’s basically a fake app from a tv show that a teenage girl uses right before being murdered by cyberbullies. not doing that again

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dailyquests:

• Resist the Twitterification of tumblr.

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makahitaki:

raevenlywrites:

blease… i’m pegging you….

dude you have to thrust me on this one..

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harrytheehottie:

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kn1ght-l1ght:

Posting this iconic piece of media that I just NEVER found online isolated except in an archived reddit thread

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redvelvetrevolver:

magnetothemagnificent:

itslookingback:

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

TikTok

5 Minute Crafts

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b0tster:

reading the receipts on how bethesda resorted to fucking extortion in a pathetic attempt to force Leona (a trans woman) to resign without pursuing a discrimination lawsuit by holding her fucking surgeries hostage & holy fuck

her experience at bethesda was a harrowing but depressingly familliar one filled with a sudden loss of respect by her superiors, public outing by her manager, falsified reports on her yearly review to convince corporate that she was a liability…

i struggle to find the words to descrive how i felt going through it all.

they were HOLDING HER SURGERIES HOSTAGE TO COERCE HER TO RESIGN

fuck this fucking industry. you cannot fix this. it is beyond saving

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edpanart:

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funnytwittertweets:

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poohpoohtud:

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