DM: Look, Chaotic Neutrals don’t just beat up people in taverns for no reason.
CN Ranger: I have a sudden change of heart and become Chaotic Evil.
DM: Roll for midlife crisis.
I’m gonna get a dakimakura of a dakimakura
oh my gOD
i get really uncomfortable when people don’t maximize their browser window
i’M READING ABOUT GOATS IN MYTHOLOGY/FOLKLORE AND I FOUND OUT IN THE MIDDLE AGES GOATS ‘WERE SAID TO WHISPER LEWD SENTENCES IN THE EARS OF SAINTS’ AND I JUST
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE
I was wondering when people were going to realize that “you breed with the mouth of a goat” means “you talk dirty when you fuck.”
THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE OH MY GOODNESS
jamie just told me to text her my subway order and i dont know what to get help me?
why do i even bother